IDIOT AWARDS

These people are awarded a sign to be hung around their necks so that theworld will know they have received this award because of their deeds.Number One Idiot of 2004"I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at thepoison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because shecaught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that theants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter intothe hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happenedto mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order tokill the ants. I told her, well, on second thought, she better bring herdaughter into the emergency room right away."Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride one of my neibors sent me this